Nothing makes sense in 2017. The Sharks can’t win games, WikiLeaks is now officially against leaking classified documents, the Columbus Blue Jackets (featuring gigantic dipshit coach John Tortorella) are the best team in the NHL, Nazi frogs will appear in any online conversation to completely derail any communication, the Vancouver Canucks are currently in playoff position.
It’s time to ground ourselves, everyone, in the face of this chaos. Let’s go back to a simpler time where we kick the shit out of the Red Wings.
But not so far back we get to the even simpler simpler time where the Red Wings kicked the shit out of us.
Oh fuck, Munoz!
Red Wings @ Sharks
7:30 PM Pacific