Why is this still going on?

This has been the longest fucking season I can remember, and worst of all, it suuuuuucks. Sure, the Kings are trying to make it exciting of will-they-or-won’t-they make the playoffs, but they’ve been doing this shit for close to a decade now. The fire has gone out. Hockey, I think we should see other people.

You’re boring these days and the passion is gone. There’s no excitement. We gave it a try for a few years, and even took a bit of a break there, but it’s no use. You’re just not doing it for me anymore.

Don’t get me wrong. Back in 2014, that was the best hockey I’ve ever had. And it all built up to a fantasy laden ending. But where do we go from here? See the dilemma? It’s all downhill from here.

So let’s just stop this charade right now. Quit the remainder of the season, and go kick it in Canada or Hawaii or wherever it is hockey goes on breaks. Mostly, just leave me the fuck alone for a bit. Hell, you can even go back to being a lazy slob ass team for a while again. We’ll get by.

Prediction: Kings lose who cares. What else is on?