Reasons to not fuck this up, guys

• Everyone in the west except Randy Carlyle (RANDY!) & the Ducks are FUCKING UP BADLY.
• Who cares about the east?
• Did I mention that both the Wild AND the Blackhawks are down 3-0?
• The Hawks are facing elimination.
• The Minnesota Wild are also facing elimination.
• Nobody is getting any younger, that’s for sure.
• Todd McLellan didn’t turn into a brilliant strategist, fuckos, the Sharks just can’t score for shit.
• It is infinitely easier to make a Cup run if everyone around you is fucking up.
• If the path to the Cup goes through St. Louis & Nashville, that’s something the Sharks have a slight bit of experience handling.
• Oh yeah, Jonathan Toews and his generational talent have led his team to an 0-3 hole and a total of 2 goals scored in those games.
• I would vastly prefer if at least one external thing in my life that I don’t control actually executed and made me happy.
• Some of the worst fanbases in the west are unhappy.

So in sum, STOP FUCKING UP YOU FUCKING FUCKUPS.

Oilers @ Sharks

7:00 PM Pacific

Prediction: Todd McLellan fucks up, but can the fuckups on the other side of the ice take advantage of the fuckup? What the fuck is UP with this shit?