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The best posts from the best blog on the internet.
Stars and Hurricanes Set to Release New Uniforms
Here's what they should (but won't) look like.
Los Angeles is a miserable shithole
I have some things I'd like to say about the City of Angels.
San Jose is a Septic Tank of Assholes & Douchebags
Glorious San Jose
Las Aventuras de Alec
A coming of age tale that is sure to bring you to tears, laugh with joy, and wonder why you read this
The Canucks Guestbook
What do YOU want to say to the Vancouver Canucks?
Classless Moment in Game One with Perry, Howard
Can you believe this? Jimmy Howard should be suspended.
5 Embarrassing Facts about George Vancouver
George Vancouver, namesake of the city of Vancouver, was as almost as bad and embarrassing as the Canucks.
Sharks Gameday: The Stars Go Out
After fourteen seasons in the Pacific, the Dallas Stars are finally going back where they belong: Hell.
Lots of Crying
L.A. gets an outdoor game and everybody else gets whiny
Ducks Gameday: A Brief Interview with Mike Babcock
Battle of California is treated to an interview session with the many faces of Mike Babcock
The Rise and Fall of the San Jose Sharks
Tracing the history of the Sharks through parallels with Ancient Rome.
Kings Gameday: All backed up
A metaphorical tale about the Dallas Stars
Sharks Gameday: Mississippi Hot Pocket
Dispatches from the hideous intersection of hockey and dipping tobacco culture.
Potty Mouths: SB Nation Blog Profanity Rankings
Which of the SB Nation hockey blogs are most in need of having their mouths washed out with soap?
Making NHL predictions based on the number of sex offenders living near team arenas.
The Nationalized Hockey League
Why the U.S. government should take over the NHL
You Be the NHLPA Executive Director
An interactive, choose-your-own-adventure Battle of California exclusive!
(Guest) Cartoon Explosion - The Legend of the Seal
Sal Barry of Puck Junk was so inspired by an old post of mine that he penned a prequel. The Legend of the Seal -- some hockey history with a lot of cartoons!
Frank Parlato hates babies
The publisher of Lenny Palumbo's newspaper offers up some "thoughts" on the homophobia controversy. I respond.
Lenny Palumbo is a Piece of Garbage
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "You Can Play" needs to start ACTUALLY fighting homophobia. Like with fists and stuff.
Is New Jersey Better Than Los Angeles?
Responding to things New Jersey fans think make New Jersey better than Los Angeles.
Kings Gameday: "NHL on NBC" Visits A Fruit Stand
Doc, Eddie & Pierre go buy some fruit.
Sharks Gameday: Justify My Hate
Totally truthful reasons to hate every player on the St. Louis Blues
Sharks Gameday: Staccuracy
The number of sex offenders that live near a team's arena turns out to be an excellent predictor of team performance.
Sharks Gameday: We Need to Talk about Texas
I try very very hard to find some nice things to say about the Dallas Stars and the state of Texas.
Kings Gameday: Seriously, Check Out Those Shorts
Daniel Winnik is a pretty cool bro.